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Welcome to the Goofy Street Humor Pages. We here at understand the pressures of school & work and the need to take a break now and then in order to preserve sanity. To help you with this, we have published the following extensive collection of humor and jokes. If you feel the need for a chuckle, a guffaw or even a groan, you will find it here. In order to help you locate just the right brand of mirth to suit your mood, our humor files are separated into 17 categories. Below you will find a brief description of each category (click on the title to visit that section). You can move from these pages to just about any page on the site, so don't worry about getting lost in laughter and not being able to find your way back to where you were or want to be. At the top of each page (including this one), we have placed a navigation bar with links to each of these categories so that you can jump around to any one you want from anywhere you are. We hope you enjoy yourselves, but don't let the fun get in the way of your real work (unless you're celebrating something really special, like, say, Tuesday).


Woman vs. Man in a series of sarcastic, irreverent & often downright nasty comparisons.

Words, words and more words. Crazy definitions, analogies, doublespeak, anagrams, and more.

Gandhi, MoatsArt, Beethoven and a long list of Van Gogh's appropriately-named relatives.

"Breakthroughs," HMOs, cures, visits with the doctor, health hazards, and much, much more.

Headlines, news flashes, decoding personal classifieds, and the latest business spoofs.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho…
Working in the 90s, stress management, answering-machine messages, & lots more.

Writing rules and tips, bad analogies, language controversies, Euroenglish, etc.

Barbara The Novel

College life, "Administratum," students' real test answers, new math, career guidance, etc.

New breakthrough: "book," sales tactics, real rock band names, warning labels, & lots more.

Living to 100, memory loss, remember when, senility prayer, & other observations on aging.

Five-step cure for problem thinkers, messages from the psychiatric hotline.

HMO Heaven, God stuff, marriage plans, scandal in heaven, and more religious barbs.

Cyberhumor, upgrade problems, virus warnings, computer heaven/hell, & tons more.

Pet stories, cat rules, of dogs and men, of cats & women, what to do with a dead horse, etc.

Kids proverbs, prayers, school answers, what kids know, parental quotes, and tons more.

Real happenings, letters, quotes, airline problems & more, plus an annotated thermometer.

Non-real quotes & comments, elementary laws of life, clichés, kitchen humor, & lots more.

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